DEFINITIONS

 

Ambidextrose: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.

Angoraphobia: Abnormal fear of sweaters.

Atheism: A non-prophet organization.

Bartender: A pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Carp Diem: Seize the fish.

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think, therefore I yam.

Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you’ve been kicked in the head like this before.

Democracy: Three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch.

Depression: Anger without enthusiasm.

Female Kitten: The gift that keeps on giving.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Hangover: The wrath of grapes.

Pipe cleaner: A toothpick with long underwear.

Skydiving: Good to the last drop.

Teamwork: Never having to take all the blame yourself.

Televangelists: The pro wrestlers of religion.

Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

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