Mathematical Proof that girls are evil:

 

First we state that girls require time and money:

 

GIRLS = TIME x MONEY

 

As we all know, "time is money" 

 

TIME = MONEY

 

Therefore,

 

GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY = MONEY²

 

And because "money is the root of all evil:"

 

MONEY = √EVIL

 

Therefore: 

 

GIRLS = √EVIL²

 

So we are forced to conclude:

 

GIRLS = EVIL

 

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