THE OFFICIAL WEBPAGE
OF ROBERT D. WEST
Here's some old humor that's still pretty funny. Well... at least I think so. Judge for yourself. I didn't come up with any of it, I'm simply providing it.
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Burning
Questions A list of important questions that I'd like to know the answer to.
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Bumper
Stickers We'd All Like to See A list of phrases that would make great bumper sticker slogans
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Death of
Government Workers Important company memo regarding Government Workers refusing to fall over after dying on the job, and the proper procedure for handling such an occurrence.
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Definitions A brief dictionary of various terms.
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Girls Are Evil Mathematical evidence that proves what we've suspected all along.
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Hold a
Meeting! The practical alternative to work!
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How to Tell
When it's Going to be a Rotten Day Self explanatory list of signs that its going to be "one of those days."
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"It happened
this way..." Actual statements made on auto insurance claims.
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Mary had a
Little Lamb An updated version...dedicated to Dolly.
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Medical
Terminology for the Layman Terminology every MSOE Nursing student should know.
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Microsoft vs.
Tomatoes If you can't work for Microsoft, there's always selling tomatoes.
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Onion Front Page: 2034 The front page of a future issue of The Onion, as published in the January 1, 2000 issue of Newsweek. (NOTE: This link will open in a new window, unlike the others.)
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Open Letter to
Women Everywhere Attention all women: From a man who's had enough.
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Oregonian Joke A true Oregonian's favorite joke.
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Replacement of
Mouse Balls Another important company memo.
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Signs in
Non-English-Speaking Countries Sometimes, even when the signs are in English, the meaning still gets lost in translation.
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Special High
Intensity Training An important company memo regarding a new company training program.
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Who is Jack
Schitt? The mystery is finally solved.
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Words of Wisdom Phrases to live by.
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Questions? Comments? Critiques? Corrections? Concerns? Email me at westr@msoe.edu.